Letter To The Fam

  To my bosses and bosseths,

    The journey hasn't been easy at all for anyone (apart from those living in denial). This is a time we all should learn to cut our coats according to our cloth and try to live like reasonable humans should. The problem wen dey face us for niaja too plenty to mention so tey we nor even know who to legitimately blame. This letter is to try and analyze some important issues and how it would be best to avoid or tackle it.


   First on my list is this Christmas matter. We nor be small children na. You! How many Christmas you don see? I'm tired of Nigerians borrowing and spending above their means just because they want to celebrate for a day. Some people just don't want to wisen up. Christmas is around the corner and in a bid to cook two dishes and above some people have decided to pay half or none of their kids school fees, some don dey do contribution, some don dey draft letter wen dem wan take beg successful family members and others are thinking of how to borrow money just to fund the Christmas celebration. Yes your house bubble on the 25th and on the 1st but they are driving your kids from school after, the creditors are knocking on your door for their money and family members will turn their face because you didn't get your priorities right. Please manage what you have. There is no score card for the biggest celebrant. Please go easy this year, abeg.

   The end of year business people! I know how you run all over the place to source for fund to do December market and I love that. But some of una too dey take am to extreme oh! So you want to sell rice in December and you buy them now and by December you just make the price exorbitant on the 23rd. Why? Nobody say you shouldn't make a gain but still dey pity other people. We are all trying to look for daily bread, don't make it harder. Those that will want to do December business and will just fill up their whole shop with goods so that dem go fit sell plenty. Well I have this lil business truth to tell you "You are also losing oh. If most of una know the thief wen dem dey thief una eh, una go cry". But its normal, when a store is stocked to the brim and the attendants are far fewer than the customers and the security is zero, people go move things. So make una shine una eye!

   My bros dem! Una wen dey like do say na una rich pass for the area. Its almost December again and as usual you want to baff up your girl. Gucci from head to toe, long nails and lashes with human hair waist length. You are really not helping matters oh. All you do is give to them without encouraging them to be productive. The money she will spend just to dress up to follow you out on watch night can open a business for her, but no you don't want that. How a whole egbon wife go get store? But you will spend millions of naira in a shop owned by your friends wife. I don't know if you think you have a spare life oh! Because by the time you just teach her how to live lavishly and you are gone (maybe you off or una nor come work out) what would have been your impact in her life? Those of you that are married and your wives are busy forming full time housewives but will still leave your house daily to do aproko with their friends, in the friends shop. Why don't you establish a business for her so they too can come gist at her shop too? Even if you want her to yourself while you are around then establish the business and get managers for her. Make una still try help una sef and others na!

   Then my honourable slay queens. The pepper dem slayers. Una own dey shock me oo. Na everyday una dey collect control, na soso hotel room una dey snap or for front of cars wen una nor get. Its bad to see you guys don't even have plans. Or you wanna do is date rich guys, sleep around and spend their cash. Most of you leave with your broke folks and its not like you contribute for the rent or feeding. I hear you bill a nigga up to 30k for a night and you still don't have an account. This una business nor dey tire una. How can you sex for money and still spend it stupidly. You're rocking all the latest designers and your mother is kneeling to beg her landlord. You dey there dey form posh, if something sup na you nor go see chichi drop. Another year is running out apart from the increased number of guys you've slept with, the fashion trends you've kept with and the pics you have of the houses and hotels you've slept in, what achievements have you met with? Sit down and think! Those our married queens that would leave the family they are supposed to be taking care off and be pasting pictures. How can you be married and be travelling all over the place to be celebrating with friends on their birthdays when you are not a party planner. You've neglected your family just to deck your social media. Well for your info if I see your status I'm not impressed,I know all about fake lives, I've rolled with girls. Some of you will cheat on your husbands just to afford the life of luxury you think you deserve. Its appallingly! Half of una Yahoo boys don use una buy Benz, the iPhone 11 you are using is the consolation prize oo because in the school of life you surely didn't come first. Get a job, focus and let your privates rest. All you've done this year is just cheapen yourselves.

   The young ones! Must you copy all you see. You're 13 and you've already started to experiment. Its a shame.

    Well I know a lot of people will feel I've been too castigating in this letter. But I've not. BossethEhi is not your average blog and blogger. I want to start a positive movement. It will take me time, efforts, sweats and insults but its my goal. I'm not just a news vendor.

   For now that's what I have to say. This morning I'm praying that everything we touch will turn to gold. Those bad plans we have for others and others have for us will go unfulfilled. Have a nice day.

            Yours sincerely,

            BossethEhi.